Friday, February 19, 2010

The Business of Howard Stern According to the Wall Street Journal

Excellent piece in the Wall Street Journal on Howard Stern's options going into his new contract negotiations with Sirius. Boy, the editorial page might be full of right wing nuts, but the WSJ really does good reporting. This is about the only real news story about the topic yet.


What's nice about the story is it doesn't pound on the same myths about Howard having to take a pay cut and it includes some real numbers to make it's points. Let's look at some of those key points:

1. Howard's original deal with Sirius was a big success for Sirius. As the WSJ reports, Sirius was a "fledgling" satellite radio company and desperately needed a big name to build the brand. Howard paid off big by bringing in millions of subscribers. The WSJ reports that Howard added 2 million subscribers. At $13 a month per subscriber that's $312 million in yearly revenue directly due to Howard, more than covering Howard's 100 million dollar a year salary and production costs. The 2 million number is actually conservative. It represents subscribers who got Sirius primarily for Howard. Sirius actually went from 300,000 subscribers before Howard announced he was going to it, to 8 million before it merged with XM. Many of the additional six million subscribers probably choose Sirius over XM because they wanted the opportunity to check out Howard. Moreover, without Howard, Sirius would have quickly collapsed. XM had better deals with automakers. So Howard kept them in business long enough to collect 8 million subscribers.

2. Most of Howard's Sirius fans ONLY listen to Howard. The WJS reports that 72% of Howard's listeners say they almost never switch off to other Sirius XM channels according to an independent research firm. This polling figure is not particularly accurate because it's targeted to self identified Howard Stern fans. Sirius XM's internal numbers indicate there is actually a very large percentage of casual Howard listeners among it's subscribers. (Many of wouldn't admit they were a Howard Stern "fan" on a poll.) Over 50% of Sirius XM subscribers occasionally check out Howard. However, among self identified Howard Stern fans, which number over 3 million subscribers listening daily, the majority simply listen to Howard and nothing else. So these people are very likely to cancel immediately if Howard doesn't return at the end of the year. That would be a massive blow to Sirius revenue. $300 million plus revenue could disappear overnight. And Sirius can't "afford" to pay Howard a $100 million a year?

3. Howard has many options other than Sirius, including television and film where he has already had success as a star and a producer. He could also return to traditional radio or shake things up by moving to the internet where his pirated shows already bring him millions of additional fans. What WSJ doesn't say is that Howard has the option of doing all of this at the same time. He could have a censored show on traditional broadcast and a uncensored show as an internet podcast. He could make money both with subscribers and from ad sales. It isn't hard to put together a very plausible business plan that could make him even more than 100 million a year by building a network outside of Sirius.

My one quibble with the story is that it repeats the myth that Howard has less wide exposure than he used to when he was on traditional radio. The fact is, the number of world wide daily Howard Stern listeners, when you combine Sirius satellite, internet and pirated internet, is larger than it ever was. It's only in New York and Los Angeles, and a few key cities, where there number of daily listeners has been smaller because Howard isn't on the major stations. The great thing about satellite radio is that it has made Howard available from coast to coast, where before he was limited to pockets of the country. Because New York and Los Angeles are where the media industry lives, it might seem like he has less exposure. But in the midwest, and around the world, new fans are able to tune in and the old fans can listen for longer.

One of the sticking points of Howard's current deal is that he doesn't allow Sirius to broadcast him on it's iPhone app. If the new deal allows for that, Howard's fan base could increase over night by another couple million. And now with the merger complete, if Howard put his considerable PR skills into really promoting Sirius/XM like he did when he first signed up, the exposure could bring million's more to the subscriber base.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Howard Stern "Pimp of All Media"

So Howard Stern has once again shown that he can make the entire news media machine his bitch anytime he likes. American Idol is back on the air, and what's the top story in regard to it? Howard Stern. Not Simon leaving, not Ellen joining, but Howard Stern. This is just one of about a billions blog posts and there are thousands more mentions on radio and television:


With his contract coming up for renegotiation, Howard Stern decided to pull out his favorite bitch, the American mass news media, and rough her up a little, bend her over and fuck her from behind until she begs for more. You see, the news media was getting a little uppity, saying Howard wasn't water cooler news anymore, so Howard bitch slapped her, ripped off her clothes and got her on her knees.

Obviously, it's a very dysfunctional relationship. The news media clearly suffers from low self-esteem. It would really rather cover how nice Ellen is, but that doesn't really satisfy it's darker desires. No matter how much Howard abuses the news, it keeps coming back for more of his attention. It's really kind of sad, but as pimps often say, pimps don't make whores, whores make themselves and choose their pimps.

The media is a whore. And Howard is their favorite pimp. And they love it rough. So Howard has shown them whose boss, and sent them back on the street to earn for him.

They're going to bring back Howard a new contract worth a ton of money. Howard doesn't care if it's from Sirius, traditional radio, or American Idol. He just wants the bitch to bring him his money.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Howard Stern Offered $100 Million to Join American Idol

So if further proof wasn't needed about Howard Stern's value and multiple options if he decides to leave Sirius, he's been offered a multi-million dollar deal to join American Idol as a judge.


Howard could also get millions to take a movie roll, start in a reality series, headline a sitcom or just about anything else Hollywood produces. What's interesting about the Idol offer, is with a little juggling, Howard could take it, and still do Sirius.

The truth is, Howard probably doesn't want to work so hard and he really seems to be happy doing his show on Sirius. So the real issue is how much can Sirius pay to keep him happy? My guess is, it will be close to, if not larger than his original deal with them.

So much for the rumors of a big Howard Stern pay cut!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

A Shrinking Market Needs Howard Stern to Unshrink

So here's another piece on the Howard Stern Sirius negotiations:


It tries a little harder to pretend it's doing real reporting, but it's still full of holes. For example it says "Although there is still tons of money in traditional radio, it's a shrinking industry…"

It's a shrinking industry in part because Howard Stern left. And if Howard Stern came back, the market would expand. Like it did when Howard expanded Sirius from a listener base of less that 600,000 to over 8 million (and then sucked up XM to 18 million and counting) in a few short years.

If Howard returned to traditional radio, the stations he was on would see huge ratings increases. That means more money from advertising, and more money to pay Howard. The math is simple.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Mel Karmazin Says Content is King and the King is Howard Stern

Mel is saying the right things to try to keep Howard at Sirius:


Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Can Sirius Survive Without Howard Stern?

I've been playing with a blog with fake Howard Stern news. Taking strange news stories and then adding a made up Howard Stern spin. It's meant as comedy, but maybe it's not that funny. Because it seems like just about all news these days concerning Howard is already made up. Here's a great example:


Obviously, there's no story here. Just an unscientific poll by a completely random sample of people. Of course, the only thing of interest is the Howard Stern name, so they drag the information about that on to the second page to try to get more hits. Unfortunately, this kind of bullshit works to get clicks.

But since they bring up the subject, let's play it straight. As I've mentioned before, Howard Stern's broadcast gets OVER TWICE the listeners of ANY other broadcast on Sirius. In second place, top 40 music. Nothing else, comes close. Sports is way down on the list. Over 45% of Sirius/XM subscribers listen to Howard Stern at least once a week. Over 26% are daily listeners. The loss of Howard Stern could single handily cut Sirius/XM revenue in half.

One of the big disappointments with Sirius/XM has been sports, which have not gotten huge listeners. This has a lot to due with the limits of the technology. Sirius/XM works best in cars, so most listeners are either commuters or casual listeners on their way somewhere else. Sports fans often listen in their homes, or garage, or offices, where Sirius/XM has less of a presence.

So can Sirius/XM survive without Howard Stern? Yes, probably. But will it take a huge hit in profits? Yes, unquestionably. Should it keep spending on sports, or Howard? Howard.

And if you want to check out some "real" fake Howard Stern News, below is the link. I'm still playing with it. (Please ad lots of goofy comments. That's kind of the point.)